Karakter Jelema Nurutkeun “HITUTNA”

KARAKTER JELEMA NURUTKEUN “HITUTNA” AYA SABABARAHA RUPI:

1. Jelema jujur > nu daek ngaku mun geus hitut.

2. Jelema teu jujur > mun geus hitut nyalahkeun batur.

3. Jelema misterius > nu hitut tapi batur euweuh nu nyahoeun.

4. Jelema gugup > nu ujug-ujug nahan hitut mun keur hitut.

5. Jelema belegug > nu nahan hitut mang jam-jam lilana.

6. Jelema nu berwawasan > nu apal iraha kudu hitut.

7. Jelema tara gaul > mun hitut sok bari nyumput.

8. Jelema sial > mun hitut kaluar jeung bukur-bukurna.

9. Jelema pura-pura sakti > mun hitut bari make tanaga dalem.

10. Jelema eraan > nu hitutna teu disada tapi ngarasa era sorangan.

11. Jelema nu strategik > lamun hitut sok bari seuri ngagakgak meh nutupansora hitutna.

12. Jelema bodo > lamun geus hitut tuluy narik napas panjang keur ngagantianhitut na kaluar.

13. Jelema pinter > nu bisa nyirian hitut batur.

14. Jelema ramah > nu sok resep ngambeuan hitut batur.

15. Jelema sombong > nu sok ngambeuan hitutna sorangan.

16. Jelema medit > lamun hitut dikaluarkeun saeutik saeutik, nepi ka disada tit, ..tit, ..tit.

17. Jelema sadis > nu hitut bari dibekep ku leungeunna, tuluy dibekepkeun kairung batur.

21 comments on “Karakter Jelema Nurutkeun “HITUTNA”

  1. lucu euy ang……..heheheheheh………pmi mp3 gigi nu album bru di upload wrtosan bi nya ang……

    Jwb: Sigana Birin karakter nomer 8 atawa nomer 11 nye hihi….

    • uing mah resep ka no 17. soalna osok di pake ku uing mun keur sare jeung pamajikan, sok ngahaja sarung hiji ku duaan. pas hayang hitut sarung di kurubungkeun, trus di nikeun ka pamajikan gkgkgkgkgkgkkggk

  2. hahaha… kang dede terinspirasi bau hitut saha?… eta hitut mani ngarantai… 😀

    Nih KangJudul Felem boso jowo lan basa sunda :

    Enemy at the Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro

    Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki

    Die Hard — Matine Angel

    Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan

    Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?

    Die Hard IV (Die) – Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan

    Bad Boys — Bocah-Bocah Elek

    Catwoman – Kucing Wedok

    Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken

    No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)

    Just Married – Mantenan

    Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)

    Casino Royale – Togel Akeh Duite

    The Hoax — Ngapusi

    Harry Potter – Harry Dodol

    Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang

    X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru

    X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan

    Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah

    Paycheck — Kasbon

    Independence Day — Pitulasan

    There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane

    Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung

    All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-Ayu

    Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes

    Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete

    Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan

    The Abyss — Entek-Entekan

    Deja Vu — Pangling

    Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut

    Terminator — Terminal Montor

    How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino

    Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik

    Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero

    Million Dollar Baby — Babi Regone Sayuto

    Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil

    Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog tenan opo?)

    Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine

    Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih

    Superman — Gatot Koco

    VERSI SUNDA

    Saving Private Ryan – Nulungan si Rian

    Enemy At The Gate – Musuh Ngajedog di Pager

    Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh

    Die Hard II – Can Paeh Keneh

    Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Nya’an euy Hese Pisan Paehna

    Bad Boys – Leutik-leutik legeg

    Rocky – Osok Neunggeulan Batur

    Rain Man – Lalaki Cicing di Bogor

    There’s Something About Marry – Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?

    Mission Impossible – Moal Bisa

    Titanic – Tilelep

    Paycheck – Nganjuk Heula

    Reign of Fire – Beubeuleuman

    Original Sin – Tara Ka Mesjid

    Sleepless In Seattle – Cenghar Di Ciateul

    Silence of The Lambs – Embe Pundung

    Ghost – Jurig Kasep

    Bad Boys – Budak Bangor

    Are We There Yet? – Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?

    Home Alone – Tinggaleun

    Casablanca – Mengkol Ti Sudirman

    Gone In Sixty Seconds – Indit Siah Kaditu!

    The Awakening – Hudang Sare

    After The Sunset – Tereh Maghrib

    The End of Days – Se’ep Waktosna

    Get Married – Geuwat Kawin…

    sumber : Bhayu Prasetya Turker’s notes on FB

    mangga tambihan !!!! 😆

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  4. kang….punten sateuacan na….tos ngopi pasteu…tulisan akang di pesbuk kami…hampura…bade ngagabung kang? inpitasion ti sayah yeuh…penggemar “bodor bandung”

    brapo …brapo ide na sae pisannn \m/

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